I Only Swallow for Jesus Sticker, Funny Christian Humor, Irreverent Religious Vinyl Decal, Communion Wine Joke, Sarcastic Gift

I Only Swallow for Jesus. Amen.

A little bread, a little wine, and a whole lot of questionable religious humor.

This hilariously inappropriate sticker puts a decidedly unexpected spin on communion. Featuring an illustrated chalice of wine, a loaf of bread, and a phrase guaranteed to make someone do a double take, it's perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor and absolutely no problem mixing a little faith with a little filth.

Whether you're a churchgoer, recovering Catholic, religious skeptic, or just someone who appreciates a good sacrilegious joke, this sticker is sure to get some attention.

STICKER DETAILS:
Original artwork, hand-drawn watercolor illustration, digitally edited
Premium-quality durable vinyl
Waterproof and scratch-resistant
UV-resistant laminate to help protect against fading
Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
High-resolution, vibrant color printing

PERFECT FOR:
Laptops and tablets
Water bottles and tumblers
Notebooks and journals
Cars and other smooth surfaces
Gifts for friends with questionable religious humor

SIZE 3" x 2"

MATERIALS: All stickers are hand-illustrated and professionally printed on thick, ultra-durable vinyl. This listing is for one sticker. Please read the listing description entirely. All designs were created and are owned by OFFENSIVE OCCASIONS®, a veteran and female owned company.

STICKER CARE: Every sticker is durable, scratch-resistant vinyl and “weatherproof”. It is recommended that you gently hand-wash any item needing cleaning. Indoor use is recommended, so laptops, notebooks, journals, phones, walls and many other hard, flat surfaces are great for your stickers. Stickers are not intended for reuse once they are removed. While our stickers are highly durable and weatherproof, they may not adhere to all surfaces. We recommend applying them to clean, dry and smooth surfaces for best results.

SHIPPING: Orders are shipped out as quickly as possible via First Class U.S. mail. There is no tracking number, but once shipped may take between 2-8 days to arrive due to national delays with the USPS. Keep in mind, there are differences in computer monitors, so actual colors may vary.

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