Each card is written, hand-drawn, painted in watercolor, and digitally edited by me, the owner of Offensive Occasions. Currently this is a very small operation, so responses and print time may be a tad longer than you’d like. So please be patient.

There isn’t anything offensive on the front of the card. In fact, I go out of my way to mislead people by illustrating something sweet, innocuous, and deceptive.

The offensive part is when you open the card (the punchline). That way people “shouldn’t” be offended until they choose to open the card. Clearly from my company’s business name people have been warned there is OFFENSIVE content.