Masturbating When I Leave, Anniversary Card

INSIDE WORDING: Here's to another year of you masturbating the minute I leave the house

DETAILS: Hand-drawn, painted with watercolors and digitally edited greeting card for that person in your life that can take a joke and doesn’t take life too seriously. Or if you simply want a card to cut through the bullshit of sappy cheesy alternatives.

ENVELOPE INCLUDED: Recyclable brown kraft paper envelope (sturdy 32lb bond), secured and non-see-through with self-sealing strip for easy closure. Laser and inkjet printer friendly.

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