GREETING CARDS

Greeting cards for people who appreciate sarcasm, dark humor, inappropriate jokes, and things you probably shouldn't say out loud.

Offensive Occasions® greeting cards feature my original illustrations paired with sarcastic, crass, witty, and occasionally offensive messages for birthdays, holidays, relationships, and just about any other occasion.

Card Details:

  • Original Artwork: Hand-drawn and watercolor-painted illustrations, digitally edited by me.

  • Professional Printing: Printed on premium-quality glossy cardstock.

  • Quality Finish: Vibrant colors, crisp details, and a professional finish.

  • Unique Designs: Original artwork and messages you won't find in your typical greeting card aisle.

  • Plenty of Occasions: Birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, friendships, relationships, sympathy, congratulations, and more.

Whether you're shopping for someone with a twisted sense of humor or looking for a card that actually sounds like something you'd say, you've come to the right place.