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OCCASIONS

  • ALL CARDS

    ALL CARDS

  • ANNIVERSARY

    ANNIVERSARY

  • APOLOGY

    APOLOGY

  • BABY

    BABY

  • BAPTISM / COMMUNION

    BAPTISM / COMMUNION

  • BIRTHDAY

    BIRTHDAY

  • BON VOYAGE

    BON VOYAGE

  • BOSS'S DAY

    BOSS'S DAY

  • BREAK-UP / DIVORCE

    BREAK-UP / DIVORCE

  • CHRISTMAS

    CHRISTMAS

  • CONGRATULATIONS

    CONGRATULATIONS

  • DON'T LIKE YOU

    DON'T LIKE YOU

  • EASTER

    EASTER

  • ENCOURAGEMENT

    ENCOURAGEMENT

  • ENGAGEMENT

    ENGAGEMENT

  • Español / Spanish

    Español / Spanish

  • EVERYDAY OCCASIONS

    EVERYDAY OCCASIONS

  • FATHER'S DAY

    FATHER'S DAY

  • FUNNY RELATIONSHIP CARDS

    FUNNY RELATIONSHIP CARDS

  • GRADUATION

    GRADUATION

  • GRANDPARENT'S DAY

    GRANDPARENT'S DAY

  • HALLOWEEN

    HALLOWEEN

  • HANUKKAH

    HANUKKAH

  • HEALTH

    HEALTH

  • HOME

    HOME

  • JUST BECAUSE

    JUST BECAUSE

  • LGBTQ

    LGBTQ

  • LOST JOB / LET GO

    LOST JOB / LET GO

  • MILITARY

    MILITARY

  • MISS YOU

    MISS YOU

  • MOTHER'S DAY

    MOTHER'S DAY

  • NEW HOME

    NEW HOME

  • NEW JOB / PROMOTION

    NEW JOB / PROMOTION

  • NEW YEAR'S

    NEW YEAR'S

  • PETS

    PETS

  • RETIREMENT

    RETIREMENT

  • SALE

    Older greeting cards that I made several years ago. These designs don't... 

    SALE

  • SOBRIETY

    SOBRIETY

  • SPECIAL NEEDS

    SPECIAL NEEDS

  • ST. PATRICK’S DAY

    ST. PATRICK’S DAY

  • Stickers

    Hilariously Offensive Stickers that you won't find anywhere else 

    Stickers

  • SYMPATHY

    SYMPATHY

  • TEACHER APPRECIATION

    TEACHER APPRECIATION

  • THANK YOU

    THANK YOU

  • THANKSGIVING

    THANKSGIVING

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    Upcoming HOLIDAYS

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    VALENTINE'S DAY

  • WEDDING

    WEDDING

VETERAN and WOMAN OWNED

I’m a one-woman, veteran owned shop! Your satisfaction is my top priority, but please be patient in the event your order is delayed due to printing and shipping delays.

GIVING BACK

I love dogs way more than I like humans, which is why a portion of all Offensive Occasions profits help fund rescue initiatives with Four Sun's Chinese Shar Pei Rescue and Rehab

http://foursunsrescue.com

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