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When I receive an email complaint from your Grandma Betsy being offended after receiving an anniversary card from your Grandpa Joe stating that he wants to try anal . . .  just know that the email will be used to wipe my dog’s ass. So really, you’d be hurting the environment with paper waste but also risking my dog getting a papercut on his rectum. We wouldn’t want that now, right?