{"product_id":"i-only-swallow-for-jesus-sticker","title":"I Only Swallow for Jesus Sticker, Funny Christian Humor, Irreverent Religious Vinyl Decal, Communion Wine Joke, Sarcastic Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eI Only Swallow for Jesus. Amen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little bread, a little wine, and a whole lot of questionable religious humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hilariously inappropriate sticker puts a decidedly unexpected spin on communion. Featuring an illustrated chalice of wine, a loaf of bread, and a phrase guaranteed to make someone do a double take, it's perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor and absolutely no problem mixing a little faith with a little filth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a churchgoer, recovering Catholic, religious skeptic, or just someone who appreciates a good sacrilegious joke, this sticker is sure to get some attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSTICKER DETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOriginal artwork, hand-drawn watercolor illustration, digitally edited\u003cbr\u003ePremium-quality durable vinyl\u003cbr\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant\u003cbr\u003eUV-resistant laminate to help protect against fading\u003cbr\u003eSuitable for indoor and outdoor use\u003cbr\u003eHigh-resolution, vibrant color printing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLaptops and tablets\u003cbr\u003eWater bottles and tumblers\u003cbr\u003eNotebooks and journals\u003cbr\u003eCars and other smooth surfaces\u003cbr\u003eGifts for friends with questionable religious humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE \u003c\/strong\u003e3\" x 2\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMATERIALS:\u003c\/strong\u003e All stickers are hand-illustrated and professionally printed on thick, ultra-durable vinyl. This listing is for one sticker. Please read the listing description entirely. All designs were created and are owned by OFFENSIVE OCCASIONS®, a veteran and female owned company.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSTICKER CARE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every sticker is durable, scratch-resistant vinyl and “weatherproof”. It is recommended that you gently hand-wash any item needing cleaning. Indoor use is recommended, so laptops, notebooks, journals, phones, walls and many other hard, flat surfaces are great for your stickers. Stickers are not intended for reuse once they are removed. While our stickers are highly durable and weatherproof, they may not adhere to all surfaces. We recommend applying them to clean, dry and smooth surfaces for best results. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIPPING:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orders are shipped out as quickly as possible via First Class U.S. mail. There is no tracking number, but once shipped may take between 2-8 days to arrive due to national delays with the USPS. Keep in mind, there are differences in computer monitors, so actual colors may vary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGET IN TOUCH:\u003c\/strong\u003e We'd love to hear from you! Come say hello on Instagram @offensive.occasions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRETAILERS:\u003c\/strong\u003e We LOVE wholesale, please get in touch at bosslady@offensiveoccasions.com to discuss!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensive Occasions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47716551721049,"sku":"STICKER-I_035","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/4764\/6297\/files\/Swallow_For_JESUS_SHOPIFY_Hand.png?v=1793666082","url":"https:\/\/offensiveoccasions.com\/products\/i-only-swallow-for-jesus-sticker","provider":"Offensive Occasions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}